What a lovely night

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:43:28 -0400

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:35:17 -0400

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

hitlervevo: teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:27:44 -0400

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:39:45 -0400

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

thug life aint eazy

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:38:48 -0400

thug life aint eazy

thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:38:18 -0400

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

ars33nic: what an introvert is: someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:37 -0400

ars33nic:

what an introvert is:

someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time

what an introvert isn’t:

low self esteem

hatred of people

social awkwardness

thatfunnyblog: So relatable blog :)

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:32:36 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

So relatable blog :)

abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:32:30 -0400

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

ontheedgeofablade: ‘nuff said

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:32:25 -0400

ontheedgeofablade:

‘nuff said

binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:32:11 -0400

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:42:40 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

gif:

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:35:36 -0400

gif:

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:32 -0400

superalienjellyfish5900: weknowmemes: Tumblr summed up in one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:19 -0400

superalienjellyfish5900:

weknowmemes:

Tumblr summed up in one gif

…yup

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:05:49 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

sollux-the-psionic-bee: “grandma that band broke up 60 years ago you need to stop crying already”

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:05:38 -0400

sollux-the-psionic-bee:

“grandma that band broke up 60 years ago you need to stop crying already”

the-absolute-funniest-posts: queerpong frends4life

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:53:58 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

queerpong

frends4life

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:43:30 -0400

Problems with being a male

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:28:30 -0400

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title