its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
Things I Say While I'm Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
seeing nash grier cry is honestly so satisfying until u realize this is a deliberate move to emotionally abuse young impressionable girls
- me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
- friend: so you hate him?
- me: no hes my favorite character
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’