Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
i’ve never seen something so accurate
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.
bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built