maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
oh…I’ve heard it thrown around before…
SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING
my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos
do you know what today is
today is june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
Every male should see this.
REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO.
Ugh cause my body hates my right now.
Y E S
THIS. ALL THOSE CUNTS OUT THERE WHO SAY IT’S EASIER TO BE A GIRL THAN A GUY, YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID.
Yea what they said!
AND let’s not forget the fucking cost of all the supplies.
Getting kicked in the balls=ice which is free.
Good pads and tampons aren’t cheap.
And also don’t forget to mention you can have all sorts of fun problems with menstruation. Low iron? HERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF BLOOD. Hormone problems? HOPE YOU LIKE BLEEDING EVERY OTHER WEEK. Seriously, I’d trade getting kicked in the balls for shedding the lining of an internal organ anytime.
“Just a bit of blood for a few days and it’s over”
The ignorance is quite blinding
dude how far under a rock do you have to live to not know the symptoms of a period oh my fuck
Not to mention when I had periods, they would last for up to 15!!! days, rather than just seven.
Koala’s response to being petted
If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.
we are destroying this planet
new york accents